What I think about at 3am

20130606-042907.jpgI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of paper constantly suffocating people as they wake up each morning?

I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds, maybe 1.

When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

What if you’re in hell and you’re mad at someone, … where do you tell them to go?

Oh great, 4 out of the 5 voices in my head are saying to go back to sleep, so I’ll give it a try … again. See you peeps in a few more hours.

My daughter Jess is back home, feels good to have another family support member, the psychologist says this will help me get through the grief process.


  1. vita is alright. now listen carefully to the comments he is writing about and read carefully. this is the real truth. this is paper rock scissors, ware is paper rock scissors? people, don’t walk like a frog?

  2. Glad to hear you are seeing a psychologist David. If you ever want to come back for a massage or counselling session, just let me know. I am set up in my own business now having graduated in counselling in April. Cheers, Fi xx

  3. Hey bro come to nz and see a maori doc and he will be able to bring some insight on whats happening with you. Chin up

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